Congratulations, you’ve found my about page! Didn’t clicking on that button feel good?
Yes, I made this.
I’m Innocent Loverboy (or ILB if you want to conserve precious keystrokes) – that’s Loverboy, not “Lover Boy”, pronounced /aɪɛlbiː/ like “I’ll be”, not /ɪlb/ like “illb”, which isn’t a word.
I’m a cisgender, heterosexual, male blogger from London struggling through my late 30s. Since my early teens, I’ve always been interested in love and sex (despite the fact that I spent a lot of time pretending I wasn’t). I’m using that as some sort of excuse for the fact that I have been writing a blog around the subject(s) for more than a decade.
This blog
2025 is my eighteenth year of sex blogging. You may know me from my old blog on Blogger, which is still in situ and where you’ll find my first twelve years’ worth of content (sit back and enjoy!). You may also know me from social media, where I can be found on 𝕏.com (formerly Twitter), Mastodon and Bluesky.
Both blogs contain a lot of cyclical backlinks. If you click on a link and find you’ve been taken to my old blog, don’t worry, it’s meant to do that. There is a button atop my old blog which will take you back to this one.
WARNING: This blog is increasingly large with a huge amount of content. Add my old blog to the mix and you will find a lot of words. Read all my content with caution, as you may feel saturated by the end!
Ka-ching!
I am available to write articles for money (contact me if you’d like me to). Since starting my blog, I’ve been featured in publications such as Metro, Glamour, ES Magazine, and have won a place on lists of top 100 sex blogs from 2009 to 2022! You’ll also find some of my writing on FUCK.com and KinkCraft among other places. Things I have attended include Eroticon, Erotica UK, Sexpo and erotica readings around London.
Unlike a lot of other sex blogs, this blog is completely non-commercial. I won’t post paid ads, sponsored content, paid-for reviews or affiliate links, so please don’t ask! I wrote a post about it here.
More About Me
I live and work in London, and have done so all my life (apart from three years I spent studying in Nottingham). I was born and brought up in the same North London borough in which I still live. On account of the fact that I can’t drive a car, the London transport service is my saving grace.
In Spring 2021 I was diagnosed with myotonic dystrophy (DM), type 1. This affects my mobility, co-ordination and spatial awareness – plus concentration, at points. In Summer 2024 I had a heart attack due to atrial fibrillation (AF), which further affects my wakefulness. I also have irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and insomnia. I don’t generally talk much about health and/or disability here, but I will occasionally mention it. To find out more about DM, MDUK has a good primer on it here.
Outside of sex (heh), my interests include literature (of all kinds), music (of all kinds), video games (mostly Nintendo), musical theatre, cinema, comedy, and softcore porn.
My favourite things are:
– Band: James
– Food: Cheese toasties
– Film: Spirited Away
– Game: Super Mario World
– Actor: My dad
– Comedian: Dave Gorman
– Play: Macbeth
The Others
I am married to a film writer; I also have several groups of friends and acquaintances, and I have a very large family. You are likely to see many of them mentioned on the blog, but they all have pseudonyms. Most of these pseudonyms are in-jokes and bear very little relation to their actual name; if someone has a real-looking name (eg. Hannah), then that’s not their name, but it will be someone else’s name, transplanted to them.
My best friends are 47, Robinson, Mane, Einstein and H, but there are many more.
Oh, and if you really must know:
– I’ve kissed 12 people
– I’ve had sexual contact with 10 people
– I’ve had sex with 8 people
– I’ve had 4 relationships
– I am in a relationship with 1 person
– We’re just normal men
Possibly a bit of a geek.
My lamp is not on. But it does work.
