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Soft Porn Sunday: Kim Yates & Brucio D’Luria

I’ve never really been too sure as to how I feel about Kim Yates. As much as she is a very attractive lady, and her acting is sound, I’m not entirely sure whether or not I’m very much of a fan. Admittedly, she has done less that a lot of her contemporary peers (although more than some – for her co-star here, Brucio D’Luria, this is his only credit outside of his “other” name Bruce Lurie), and maybe it’s the scenes themselves that aren’t to my taste. Let’s see if this one can change my mind.

Appearance: Nightcap, Series 1: “Forbidden Lust” (2000)
Characters: Kim & Tom

I don’t really know Nightcap either. Having a look on IMDb seems to suggest that I should, with a stacked cast including Tane McClure, Nikki Fritz, Stella Porter, Regina Russell, David Christensen and “good ol’ Jason Schnuit”.

All the hits, darling. All the hits.

Even the concept sounds appealing. A rotating cast of regulars, plus sexy guest stars, in a continuing drama series in which every episode ends with hot lovemaking. What’s not to like? And yes, it still managed to pass me by; living in the UK does that. I’ve never seen Zane’s The Jump Off either. We wouldn’t have gotten Emmanuelle in Space were it not for L!VE TV.

Anyway, this episode has a very simple plot, so here we go. Tom (D’Luria) has been sleeping with his best friend’s wife and feeling hella guilty about it. Eventually he explains his woes to series regular Nikki (McClure), and ends up on a date with – and then shagging – Kim (Kim). Wildly original casting there, guys.

Kim Yates and Bruno D'Luria in "Nightcap" (2000).
At least her underwear matches in terms of colour…

One thing I’ll say for Nightcap: it doesn’t mess around with starting off. From what I can see in this scene, either Kim and Tom don’t own too many clothes or they’ve not bothered to show any disrobing. There are only seventeen seconds of foreplay as well – and even that’s nothing more than touching and a bit of body heat.

[ILB is of the opinion that, in real life, longer foreplay is much better. His personal opinion used to revolve around the idea that if you haven’t licked her to orgasm at least once before penetrating her you’re not doing it right. While that may no longer be the case, he still yearns to lick someone to orgasm prove his theory. In softcore, too much of it frustrates him.]

Kim Yates and Bruno D'Luria in "Nightcap" (2000).
I wonder if that’s a real plant? Nah. Must be AI-generated.

Anyway, yes, 17 mere seconds in and Kim magically loses what’s left of her garments and is merrily riding away, with a nice fluidity in her body and acceptable camera work. We also get a wide shot of the room at this point, which looks both functional and like something neither of them could ever afford. Bed without pillows doesn’t look too comfortable, but again, Kim and Tom don’t appear to mind this rather obvious gaping flaw. I wonder if they’re distracted by something.

Kim does quite a lot of sex on top during this scene, and she does it quite well. As I’ve said before, her movements are quite fluxional; there’s a rhythm to proceedings, and she has nice boobs and a well-defined stomach, which both… help?… I don’t have much to say about Tom though, at least initially. Not only is D’Luria a generic square-headed warm body to fill space, the camera doesn’t even seem to like him! We barely see his face here. I’ve had to take a screenshot to prove he exists!

Bruno D'Luria in "Nightcap" (2000).
Tom. To prove his existence and show that he isn’t a deepfake or something.

At 01:16, the scene mixes to Kim in the reverse cowgirl position, so she can ride without looking at Tom’s face, and once again we get similar movements with a few added shots of Kim’s bum. That’s all I have to say about this.

There’s a welcome switch at 02:04, however. For the first half of this scene, Kim has been very much the star, but we get another mix (clearly the preferred mode of transition) to good old-fashioned lusty missionary. This time it’s Tom doing the movements, although he’s just moving back and forth. While Kim manages to keep the audience’s attention throughout (through some clever positioning of her legs), he’s not doing such a bad job, and both do look like they are very much enjoying themselves.

It ends with a fade to black because OF COURSE IT DOES.

Kim Yates and Bruno D'Luria in "Nightcap" (2000).
He’s enjoying himself; she’s practising the can-can.

There’s very little to dislike here. It’s short, but does a lot with its 02:47 runtime. The setting is quite chic, the sex is intense and even the acting – as far as I can tell – is believable. Even the soundtrack is good; I originally found it a little bland, but a drum beat comes in halfway through, which helps to drive things forwards. They’re even making all the right noises.

So, as it turns out, I do quite like Kim Yates. She still isn’t, and probably never will be, my favourite softcore star – but, in this specific scene, she is sexy, she is active, and she shines!

6 Comments

  1. Stephen

    This is not Brucio D’Luriua only credit. The IMDB sometimes has separate pages for actors and actresses under their different names. He is Bruce Lurie and here is his other IMDB page.

    https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0527084/

    • Innocent Loverboy

      Hmmm, that’s interesting. It’s a much more expansive filmography there. The general idea is that IMDb picks up on alternate names and bunches them together into one profile, but there must be a few that slip through the net. My dad’s an actor, and I had to send in all sorts of corrections and clarifications to make his profile correct , so I know how often it happens!

      • Stephen

        Who is your dad? I can look his page up.

        • Innocent Loverboy

          Hee – I can’t tell you that! I’m meant to be anonymous and we have the same surname!

          I don’t often mention my dad. Nobody who knows him believes that he was, for a while, known on IMDb as an action-adventure actor. Every now and again he gets noticed on the street, although only if he’s been on TV recently. I love my dad, he’s an awesome guy and a genuinely good man. I try not to say too much here, because although I’m anonymous, it’s more important that, as a working actor, I keep him so!

          • Stephen

            I might have seen him in something if I knew his name but it is up to you of course if you do not want to tell anyone.

          • Innocent Loverboy

            You probably have seen him in something, especially if you’re in the UK, but that’s all I’m at liberty to say! 😏

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